eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010

Ass Like a 10 Year Old Boy

A very aesthetically pleasing female arse, reserved only for use by males when regarding females.

"She is fiiiiine, big ol' round titties and an ass like a 10 year old boy."

by Fooliotic September 25, 2005

Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

finger popping each other's ass whole

When some preferably puts ones finger in to his/her asshole/ bootyhole

Put your largest finger in someone's Ass whole/booty whole finger popping each other's ass whole

by Hapyyfeet4 December 2, 2014

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.

That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine

by Butterbean85 February 17, 2009

Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

1. The ultimate comeback, said in rapid succession often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.

1.Holy fucking ass crackers that guy just cut me off! What an Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

2. Douche: You fucking twat I will murder you!

Not a Douche: Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt (Tea bags douche, rendering him speechless).

by BRayLujan July 17, 2010

Pulled himself out of his own ass

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass

I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

by Informerer December 19, 2008