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staten island

A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.

Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.

Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.
Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.
by quesadildo May 4, 2022
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long island

the part of new york with a bunch of pot smokers
“yo you live on long island?”
“yeah it’s a shit hole
by 173392726 October 17, 2021
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The Canary Islands

One of the best islands in the world.
They're owned by Spain, and they're definitively somewhere to go if you wanna go to the beach every day
There's around 7 to 8 of them, and the biggest one is Tenerife!

Unfortunately during Summer prices to go there are high since demand, so try going in autumn or spring since most of the year it's mostly just summer!
(No, seasons don't really exist there)
Person 1: "Dude, I went to the Canary Islands in winter!"

Person 2: "And? How was it?"

Person 1: "It felt like I was back in summer! The beach was awesome and the rock beaches were the best!"
by NormalFery April 6, 2022
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Malay Island

The place you go when you have either out pizza'd the hut, or if you dont do a meme.
Will: Dude i'm going to Malay Island.
Bill: Why?
Will: I out pizza'd the hut.....
by UrbanSprayDude May 13, 2021
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Miscou Island

Miscou Island, 64 km2, comprises the most eastern part of Gloucester County, New Brunswick, Canada, on the west side of the Gulf of St Lawrence and at the entrance to CHALEUR BAY.

The island is characterized by white sandy beaches, peat bogs, stunted trees, lakes, salt lagoons and a lighthouse at the northern tip, Miscou Point.

Miscou has a population of approximately 650 full time residents. The island is mostly settled by people of Acadian ancestry and speak French, but many are bilingual.

The island's sand dunes and lagoons host a variety of migratory birds, making the island a favourite location for birding and naturalists. Miscou Harbour has recently become a favourite spot for kite-surfing.
We're going to visit the Miscou Island lighthouse that was built in 1856 and designated a national historic site in 1974.
by k.sloan April 22, 2011
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Epstein island

"he told me I could go jet skiing on Epstein island"

"I didn't know about the children on Epstein island"
by David Ur daddy May 1, 2024
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Rhode Island Ray Ban

When your lady rides your face (feet facing) and shits on the bridge of your nose and eyes during orgasm.
Lady sat on my face and gave me a Rhode Island Ray Ban.

HELLO PINK EYE
by Arty Hammer December 7, 2023
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