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National Fuckboy Day 

-When is the national fuckboy day
-22nd of october
National Fuckboy Day by lukanche October 22, 2022

Gay Fuckboys 

Fagots who fart onto a stick and shove it in their soulmates toe nail and then licks it, after this tradition is done the gay couple will perform 9/11 with a motorboat. Once they are done performing terrorist acts they will go to ampsterdam to laugh at Anne Frank for not being able to camp for one more year, they will then go back home and suck eachother dry until they dont feel anything. Then they will throw a party with all men with their dicks out until 3:21 in the morning, then they will go to their church where they will praise the gay 8 arm monkey man.
Man 1: Are you a Gay Fuckboys?
Man 2: I have a girlfriend idiot
Man 1:Oh.....
Gay Fuckboys by PeePeeSantcher November 3, 2022

Country Fuckboy 

Talks the talk and but doesn't walk the walk and their boots have never seen dirt. Got that typical curly ass hair sticking out of their flat brimmed cap, and will wear a vest over a sweatshirt, usually lots of carhartt.

Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).

Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.

Has driven out of the city once in the last month.

Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.

Can't stand old country music.

Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Guy 1: Look at this kid over here, shiny ass unscuffed boots, jeans with pre-torn holes.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
Country Fuckboy by Fat chihuahua December 26, 2022

fairford fuckboy

@therealo2b on snap
‘fairford fuckboy’ - the name that’s given to a chavy in fairford who pays double bubble for a fire perm

Spiritual Fuckboy

A spiritual fuckboy is a variant of fuckboy that has emerged into popularity along with gen z woke community. They virtue signal and use language that can be seen as emotionally intelligent, genuine and caring. These words are often just tools used to entice there love interest. Once a spiritual fuckboy has gotten what they needed they will often lose interest in there lover or create a drama within the relationship in order to leave.
Did you see all the spiritual fuckboy's at the cacao ceremony.

Facebook Fuckboy 

A 2010’s phenomenon from circa 2013-2017 where 14 year old white boys and light skin blacks were running around posting thirst traps and grinding videos on the website Facebook. Posting cringe shit like “Who wants to be mine? 😍” “Bae 4 Lyfe 💕”, “Who wants to be my FB wife?”, “Like if you’re a girl”, and the most famous of all… “I bet I won’t even get 200 likes cuz I’m ugly af right? <3”. And the icing on the cake? These fuckboys usually had between 2-5k “friends”. Their comment sections were just as bad. They paved the way for boys like Jacob Sartorius. The modern day equivalent would be those Tiktok influencers from 2019-2022 like Josh Richards, Lil Huddy, and more.
Hey gurl. Do you remember @ Prettyboyriicckkyy ??
Ricky from middle and high school?? Girl he was such a Facebook Fuckboy!! 😭💀