Willy wangler

A dumb person or an insult to call your friends
Friend: *dies in videogame*
Me: oh you LITTLE willy wangler
by Macduck November 23, 2023
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Willy Jibbers

Someone who is scared to look at a willy.
Caitlin got willy jibbers when she was with Michael
by xem2003x January 01, 2022
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Willy Wonka Flip

A Willy Wonka Flip is when you drink cacao and take LSD. In traditional ceremony, the cacao is consumed about an hour before the LSD. Cacao is a vasodilator and LSD is a vasoconstrictor, so the two are a healthy pairing for your literal and energetic heart.
Wow, Willy Wonka Flipping really opened my heart and expanded my mind.

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to see magic lands
Close your eyes and you will see one
Want to be a dreamer, be one
Anytime you please and please save me one
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
There is no
Place to go
To compare with your imagination
So go there
To be free
If you truly wish to be
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
by cunt roll January 02, 2019
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River Willy

Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.
Damn Thommy, that was one good river willy you gave to Ralphy.
by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018
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appreciating willie

The stuff that involves the male organ and your hand. In other words, yet another euphemism for masturbation.
"Open that door, man! No, wait, are you appreciating Willie again?"

"Even though there seems to be no chick on this Earth to appreciate you, Willie, know that I'm always here for you."
by Lefty Palmer January 09, 2012
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Tillied willy

When something innocent gets taken out of context, and now sounds sexual, and someone reads it and gets hard.
Barbara: ugh, John’s so degenerated he probably got a tillied willy from that post.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.
by Johndoerodgers March 21, 2024
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Willy schmedder

A word that me and my cousin Dylan Ford created back in the day when we played roblox on Xbox live
Yo man your a little Willy schmedder
by Willy schmedder November 21, 2020
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