My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
by Dirty,dan January 29, 2022
An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.
by Gravity falls aka hoi February 16, 2022
When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
Trash talk used to imply that you're more skilled than someone. Like saying that you can beat your challenger and their uncle.
Person 1: You tryna ball?
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!
by XenoXndr May 14, 2017
My co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
A very serious and funny person.
by GreenDreamPurple101 February 20, 2018
A light Jab in a fighting game meant to trip up your opponent or lead to quick and unexpected follow-ups.
by Wumperson November 03, 2020