National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

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National stupid day

It’s when you act stupid though the whole day and confuse your teachers and post stupid people on y’all social media #stupid#social media

Yay it’s national stupid day
Imma go post this bozo

by Safire renals September 13, 2019

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national shawty day

National holiday for all the chill shawties out there

Omg bro i’m throwing a huge ass party for national shawty day!

by shawtyshelb November 24, 2019

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National Whalecum Day

It's the day that Gurkan Senpapi is 3 years older than Julia Mommy.

"Happy national whalecum day, Gurkan Senpapi"
"Happy national whalecum day, Julia Mommy"

by Gurkan Senpapi October 1, 2021

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National Olivia Day

Where you go to an Olivia and love them for who they are and show your love towards them. If you have an Olivia as your friend, take care of her. She's one of a kind.

person 1: Hey whats ur name?
person 2: My name is Olivia
Person 1: HEY I WILL BUY U THE WHOLE MACDONALD MENU!
person 2: THANK YOU BUT WHY
person 1: Its national Olivia day.

by Iamasoontobemilf August 1, 2021

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National Danny Day

a day dedicated to the perfect boy in the world. my one and only love forever <3. i love you so much pretty boy, you deserve the world and so much more :)

Its National Danny Day, stfu hes the only one that matters.

by DopeyExe August 1, 2021

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