A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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by Urboidaboi November 16, 2021
She is the best friend anyone could ask for. In a bad mood? Just hang out with addie your mood will change in a couple seconds. Her smile lights up the world and her laugh is contagious. She’s short but mighty. Hanging out in her backyard at 9 or 10 is the most fun thing to do with her. She makes your day 10000000x better by just being there. She can make the most boring situation into something amazing. Addie is the best friend you could ever ask for. If you have a friend like her never let her go because she’s amazing.
by Hanky hank June 20, 2019
A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.
by Minihiro October 12, 2018
Lara Jones, also known as “Pet” or “Postbox” that lives in Sydney. Known as the hottest, cutest, kindest and most caring pet in the world. There’re no other living creature that could replace this pet. You are bless to have one in your life if you do.
by Minihiro October 11, 2018
Max Bryan Collin Jones is a man who has a really big, huge massive forehead so this word 'Max Bryan Collin Jones' means massive forehead
by IlIlllII October 12, 2020
by Keepntabz September 07, 2022