Fruit

the sweet and fleshy product of a tree or other plant that contains seed and can be eaten as food.
"tropical fruits such as spoons and spoorks"

Doug said, can i have a fruit to eat my soup zeke1500.
Sure you can zeke1500 said.

by Wow thats dumb January 12, 2020

fruit

A discrete term for a fruit-flavoured vape

Do you have fruit?
Course i do cunt

by MrHeath March 31, 2021

fruit!

Gordon Ramsey's new competition.

A: "hey fruit!! I heard you just made it on master chef!"
fruit: "yeah I punched Gordon Ramsey in the nose."
A: "you did WHAT"

by saffers saf soupy September 16, 2021

Fruit

To be gay, or act in a girly manner

"That guy over there is such a fruit, he's acting kind of fruity"

by 24cf3465 April 13, 2018

Fruit

to act like flamboyant stereotypical homosexual

Stop be a fruit.

by negus of lyfe March 09, 2018

Fruit

An actual fruit like an orange or a gay person

Hey do u see Paul he's a fruit

by Nipslop August 01, 2018

British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

by Jennifer Marquez April 02, 2016