When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
Trash talk used to imply that you're more skilled than someone. Like saying that you can beat your challenger and their uncle.
Person 1: You tryna ball?
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!
by XenoXndr May 14, 2017
My co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
A very serious and funny person.
by GreenDreamPurple101 February 20, 2018
A light Jab in a fighting game meant to trip up your opponent or lead to quick and unexpected follow-ups.
by Wumperson November 03, 2020
by Vatful March 21, 2018
I had a great prank lined up, until someone was an Uncle Zak and snitched on me.
That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.
That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.
by 6 Pack Sample December 17, 2018