Noah

The smartest, funniest, best looking person on earth.

Wow! I look good today! I might even be half as good looking as Noah!!

by 1V0ah October 9, 2020

Noah

Noah is a very gay person. Their personality is defined by their gayness even if they try to hide it.

Person 1: Hey Noah are you gay?
Noah: No
Person 1: Yeah you’re gay

by Speekin straight facts October 10, 2020

Noah

Noah is a boy who keeps calling alissa Moana which is not her NAME🤬

Noah: moana

by Tomfeltonishot October 11, 2020

Noah

Noah is a sweet, awkward guy who also manages to be a player. When his friends are not around, he is extremely sensitive and can be socially awkward. Some people in his friend group find him annoying but others make deep connections with him. He loves getting with girls, but often falls for people out of his league and ends up with unpopular girlfriends. He does not mind this, but his friends make fun of him. He cries easily and hates doing dirty work. Sometimes his friends ditch him and he has to hang out with younger people. If you have a Noah in your life, be nice to him and make a connection.

Boy "Ew why are you dating her."
Noah "Because she is my friend."
Boy "She is your rebound, you are too good for her. We will now ditch you."
Noah Cries.

by klasjdkuwaefjawnf October 15, 2020

Noah

Is basically a Zavier

Guy 1: what a Noah
Guy 2: you mean a Zavier
Guy 1: Same difference

by DNOTE_%^ October 18, 2020

Noah

The greatest, the one and only, the smartest, the greatest, the biggest, the bestest, the handsomest. Who else could it be except the B to the O to the A.

I wish I had a boyfriend like Noah The Boa.

by BigD19Boa July 11, 2022

Sad Noah

Being the recipient of "Dirty Moses" (refer to Dirty Moses definition).
Being the recipient of unfathomable trolling and being upset about it.

"did you hear that Matthew tried to cook his food but Josh popped in his stovetop foil liners? Now he keeps complaining about his food tasting weird"
"maaaan what a Sad Noah"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022