National Fuck Josh Day

National Fuck Josh Day or September 10th is the day where no matter what you have to fuck a guy named Josh or Joshua
Guy 1: Hey man guess what day it is!
Josh: September 10th?
Guy 2: NATIONAL FUCK JOSH DAY BRO!!!
by Cum God 69 February 21, 2021
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National Ethan Williams day

National Ethan Williams day is a day we celebrate the birth of our second child of god Ethan Williams the day is November 25th. In this day we normally shower Ethan in gifts and ravioli because that shits fire, we celebrate Ethan Williams because he is one of the smartest, funniest, big dickest and must attractive man Of our generation. And he also heir to the thrown of England and Ethiopia (his own country) here’s a quote from this fine young man “ if it flys it’s floats” many great philosopher talk about Ethan Williams and how he single handily took down all of the nazi and became a hero of the Jews. So each year grab your ravioli and money and give it all to Ethan Williams have a wonderful national Ethan Williams day
by The second son of god November 13, 2019
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National Good Person Day

January 26. This day is the day where no one can be considered a bitch. It’s a great day of insults.
Say whatever you want on January 26 because it’s National Good Person Day
by heyb October 19, 2019
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National dick pic day

Happens April 12th it’s when you take a pic of your dick and send it to the person who asked for that pic.
National dick pic day means taking a photo of your dick.
by Yummyd:3 April 11, 2019
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National Throw Sophia Day

So just grab sophia on October 31st and throw her!
by Groovygirl October 30, 2019
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National favorite Person Day

The day where you celebrate you and your favorite persons relationship is July 14
by Kayla pooh July 11, 2021
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National sexual assault day

just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.
predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.

person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.
by yourdearworldteaching March 27, 2021
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