A mythical beast of unknown origen. Thought to originate from even before the dinosaurs but scientist are still unsure. It resides just about anywhere as it can survive days upon days with only alcohol. Its chronic ADHD means constant stimulations is needed and if not provided, it will initiate a rampage. This consists of using its brute force to pin people down and either sneeze, cough or fart in close proximity to their face. This is exacerbated by the fact that it has never showered or used soap in it’s entire life. It is known as ‘el ogro’ by the locals and they live in constant fear due to its unpredictability. The locals have a saying whenever he is near “Huye, huye del ogro” meaning “flee, flee from the ogre”. It’s weaknesses are a Leyton orient loss and dog 4. Other than that, the beast has no weaknesses and is more or less unstoppable.
“Wait… is that ‘el ogro’?”, says Jordan. “Sweet mother of Christ it is! Run and hide!”, shouts Will.
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Get the sope el elote mug.Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.
"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."
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