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Noah Granola

One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
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Noah

I'm running out of cage names...

*Hammering in the distance*

Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"๐Ÿคจ

*Hammering continues*

Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ

*Hammering stops*

Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" ๐Ÿ˜ค

Noah "I am building an ark."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ง "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ง

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

*Hammering resumes*

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ...๐Ÿ˜‘ "GOD!?"

God "Yep."

Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... ๐Ÿ˜‘ Care to explain or?"

God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"

God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Everyone... But him?"

God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"

God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" ๐ŸŒŠ

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"

God "Duck-billed platypus."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wha... That... What does it DO?"

God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ

God ๐Ÿ™‚

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ

God ๐Ÿ˜ƒ "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"

God โ˜น๏ธ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."

Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"

God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."

Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."

God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."

Noah "Yes my lord."

God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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Noah, typically referred to as Spidey. Great dude who mostly spends inside playing video games, has a stable job.
Thats Noah, shoot i meant Spidey
by Garkiplier August 7, 2023
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Person: That dude is eating some oatmeal fr
Other person: Heโ€™s definitely a Noah heโ€™s quaker asf and he drove his Lambo here
by idekwhyidothis August 24, 2023
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Noah Margate

Noah Margate is a residential real estate agent of the highly-ranked Keller Williams Premier, the #1 real estate franchise in the country and one of the world's most innovative companies. This provides Noah with the tools and resources he needs to deliver excellent service. As demonstrated by several 5-star client reviews, he strives to provide world-class service through local knowledge, process expertise, responsiveness, and negotiation skills.
Sally: "Yeah, we're thinking about moving to Houston." Billy: "You should call my REALTORยฎ Noah Margate! He serves Houston and the Greater Houston areas. Great guy!" Sally: "Awesome! I'll give him a call."
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bob: hey noah
noah: hey bob
bob: OHH HELL NAW YOU ARE WEIRD
noah: what?
bob: HELP MEE IM GETTING ATTACKED
noah: bruh
by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023
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noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please
noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye
by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023
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