by clitqueens April 5, 2023
Get the Bag A Bitchmug. A tragically mild yet unnecessarily dramatic shooter made of half Apple Sourz and half vodka. Often consumed by people who scream “shots!” but whisper “responsibility.”
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.
Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".
Side Effects:
Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.
Heavy slurring of words.
Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.
Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".
Side Effects:
Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.
Heavy slurring of words.
Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
“I thought we were partying — then he ordered a Lil' Bitch Shot.”
“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”
“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”
by Head Runner of Emotional Damag July 13, 2025
Get the Lil' Bitch Shotmug. Mom: "Tyler stop being a gayass bitch! I swear i will kick you and your gay ass boyfriend out of my fucking house!"
Tyler: "Please don't kick me out mom, I'll ungay, I promise! I don't have anywhere to go!"
Mom: "OH SURE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO? I highly doubt that you slutty gay ass bitch!
Tyler: *Cries*
Tyler: "Please don't kick me out mom, I'll ungay, I promise! I don't have anywhere to go!"
Mom: "OH SURE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO? I highly doubt that you slutty gay ass bitch!
Tyler: *Cries*
by Tyler93 December 7, 2022
Get the Gayass bitchmug. International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title
by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023
Get the National Bitch Ass Ninja Daymug. You ain't ever gettin any
If you're wasting your time searching this up on urban dictionary then you definitely aren't getting any bitches
by MrPickleThanos March 19, 2022
Get the Bitchesmug. 
