Authentic Tea Bag

The act of steeping one's balls in boiling water for over 5 minutes before dipping them in an unsuspecting friend's face.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully complete and authentic tea bag

by Chiprickets January 22, 2012

tea time tim

tea time tim is another level of the average tea time. tim takes tea to an obnoxious level and adds to the awkward sensation of any situation. Tea time tim is a name born from a minor supporting character in “the set up” movie, creepy tim. he accurately resembles how people look while searching and sharing the “tea time tim”.

the tea time tim is that billly told sarah who told bill who told natalie who told bob that sally is preggers

by natalie wilson March 29, 2019

Sweat Tea Bag

the act of sugaring up your ballsac then tea bagging an individual

That bitch wanted some sugar, so I sweat tea bagged that ho.

by WhiteKnight12 February 22, 2009

Forget-me-tea

Any tea made from datura or other deliriant drug, causing severe memory lapses, or at the very least making memories inseparable from dreams.

That was a terrible work week! I'm going to have a nice cup of forget-me-tea and it'll be like it never happened.

by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 16, 2009

No Tea All Shade

In this context, "tea" is synonymous with "facts" and "shade" is an honest (and offensive) opinion/diss.

With that in mind, No Tea All Shade means "I'm stating my honest opinion here"

I think those YouTube compilations are really boring to watch, no tea all shade.

by 211soliw July 3, 2022

cold tea bag

When a set of grassy snowballs are used to tea bag an unfortunate victim

Marvin, I know you're not planning on using those grassy snowballs to cold tea bag me

by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010

English Breakfast Tea

When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented

I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)

by Srdjan April 30, 2008