Noah

Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

Noah is a bitch

by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020

Noah

A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.

Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.

by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023

Noah

a kid who loves to play but be careful he has an attitude. a Noah can be tall and loving but not easy to work with.

Noah is sooo awesome
noah is my brother

by gyfgiyrt November 2, 2018

Noah

The most badass that has a big penis and can get any girl

Hi Noah how are you

by Itssnotnoah October 26, 2020

Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis

Don't be a Noah heman you fag

by Yaboiright May 19, 2017

noah

a guy without a moustache

he's noah

by yolo09 November 15, 2016

Noah

Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart

Why are you such a Noah

by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019