uncle dan

someone who loses a lot

wow that uncle dan isn’t doing to well in catan

by payton wright September 5, 2019

Dan

A vessel of light, made to suffer, always paying the ultimate sacrific. Can give love but never able to receive it.

That's the story of my life I'm just a Dan.

by Danodeluxe April 1, 2022

Dan cav

A person who is a living virus.
Once in contact with dan cavs u will suffer large diarrhoea and then will shortly die of shitting too much

Oh fuck im dan cavs posite

by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019

Dan

The ultimate being

Person 1: "i could beat dan"
Person 2 (sensible one) "nah"

by DannieBoi June 10, 2019

Dan

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!

Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.

by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023

Dan the can

Dan the can is used to describe the kawaiiest person alive.

Dan the can.

by Dan the can December 22, 2023

Dan-Holtom

when you are not funny (sorry i have aids its black history month) dan proceeds to laugh. everyone else: quiet

i want to dy im not funny im having a Dan-holtom

by Sklid November 18, 2021