trench crack

Derived from "trench foot" - a condition experienced by soldiers during the world wars in "trench warfare".
Also known as chef's arse, an irritating, itchy skin complaint caused by a combination of heat, sweat and tight trousers.

"If I don't get my trench crack sorted soon, it's going to cross the Biffin's bridge and I'll end up with sack rot".

by Patrese January 11, 2008

Dumb Crack

being incredibly stupid. having the intelligence of someone doped up

*someone randomly trips nd falls into a trash can...while the trash can was in plain sight*

me: "what a DUMB CRACK!"

by 1373204 July 8, 2009

Crack War

One person cracks something and then someone else does. When someone can't crack anything anymore then they're out.
It's like a version of the basketball game of horse.. except cracking.

Mark won the crack war by cracking his fingers, thumbs, back, neck, jaw, toes, ankle, wrists, knees, elbows,and left shoulder.

by Julie S!! June 11, 2005

Crack Biscuits

A slang name for Ritz biscuits as they are hugely addictive. Once you've started eating them, it's impossible to stop.

Helen has been dieting forever and never eats anything. Sometimes it's fun to offer her crack biscuits because once she's eaten one, she'll have to finish the whole pack.

Then she won't eat for two weeks and go running every day.

by English Man In...Well, London January 6, 2009

Shit Crack

Shit Crack is a word that is used to describe and address many things. In addition to this it has several meanings, here they are. 1. A person that is shit crack is incomprehensibly boring, mediocre, idiotic, and so irrationally ignorant that when they walk into the room you know you hate them. 2. Shit Crack is a fucking hilarious word and may be used as a comedic term. 3. When Shit Crack is used to describe a place that means: 1. That the place is literally so awful it is literally a crack(like in a sidewalk) filled with shit, or 2. That is ridiculously mediocre and tasteless(taco bell) that even the herpes on the toilet seat are too good for the place. Please use Shit Crack it will make your descriptions of "anything" seem more... colorful.

7/11 is shit crack.

George Bush is shit crack, but i hated him already before he was sworn into presidency, the second time.

All mainstream commercial music (anything on Z100) is shit crack, meaning most people have a shit crack taste in music

by Frosty Nips November 7, 2010

cotton crack

The act of a male sagging his pants so low his crack can be seen through his underwear.

Female #1: Did you see that cute guy walk by?

Female #2: Yeah, he was cute but he had a total cotton crack.

by ItstartswithaD January 16, 2008

swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007