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irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree
We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes
by Man U for life March 24, 2024
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Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."
I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.
by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019
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Irish necktie

When your pubic hair has grown too long and one of the strands dislodges from the crotch and becomes much like a bollo tie around the head of the penis and can some times become tangles in fabric causing much discomfort.
I was going to get my cock sucked by that big tittied black bitch at work, but I had an Irish necktie and it got caught in the tooth gap she has and damn near slit my dicks throat like piano wire.
by Projectile Feces January 3, 2025
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Irish Spitfire

How a cute and potentially cool girl named Caitlyn describes herself.
That Caitlyn, she’s a real Irish Spitfire
by CA76 March 27, 2021
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Irish Fire Drill

This is analogous to a Chinese Fire Drill, however, it's performed strictly on St. Patrick's day or in Ireland and must incorporate a jig prior to re-entering the vehicle.
While driving to Savannah for St. Paddy's, the driver commanded an Irish Fire Drill while in standstill traffic. The onlookers applauded as the passengers performed a perfect Irish jig.
by John C. Mellencamp March 16, 2023
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Irish tank

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!
by MoonLemon January 26, 2022
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Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date
*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"
by Jdork January 24, 2022
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