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International dick pic day

Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
Hey babe do you know what today is ?
No
International dick pic day
Ok ( sends dick pic)
by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023
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Discord Demotion Day

The day where the owner demotes all staff on January 1st
Alright, time to demote all staff for Discord Demotion Day!
by CallMeGhost December 21, 2020
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Slap ass days

these are the slap ass days:
December 3-7th
January 9-11th
May 5-10th
April 16-22nd

these days u get to slap anyones or anythings ass
have fun

u cant snake either coz its part of the game hun.
enjoy everyone
"oii everyone, its slap ass days"

everyone-"yaayyyy"
*everyone starts slapping each others asses*
by abc_defgxoxo December 2, 2019
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Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.
Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot
by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022
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national give your gf flower day

Today is the day you need to appreciate your girl by giving some flower cause why not
Boy: Here are some flowers babe
Girl: oh my god thank you so much. But why though

Boy: no reason, it’s National give your gf flower day and I just want to appreciate you.
Girl: Oh my gosh thank you so much. I love youuuu
by Just a lover babe May 12, 2024
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mani appreciation day

person 1: HEY! ITS SEPTEMBER 20TH
person 2: okay, wdym?
person 1: ITS MANI APPRECIATION DAY!!

person 2: OMG HOW DID I FORGET
by kkippyy September 20, 2021
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International throw kinda tall people day

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter
Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day
by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021
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