**made up names**
George: "Yo. Where's the josh you promised me?"
Nelson: "Heh. It's in my car, $10 for this josh because it's the holidays and I'm offering a discount."
Josh: "Are you talking about.. me!?"
George: "Yo. Where's the josh you promised me?"
Nelson: "Heh. It's in my car, $10 for this josh because it's the holidays and I'm offering a discount."
Josh: "Are you talking about.. me!?"
by みすりす September 23, 2022
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Girl 1: OMG, did you see Josh today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.
Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.
Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
by SillyStoffoCat November 10, 2019
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by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021
Get the Josh mug.Josh, also going by the name Josh Vinson Jr. or "Little Josh" is the overall winner of the Josh fight, a penultimate fight between all Joshuas to decide who could claim the title of Josh.
He is a four year old who had being treated for seizures at the Children's Hospital Medical Centre in Ohio, one of the charities benefiting from the proceeds of the fight
He is a four year old who had being treated for seizures at the Children's Hospital Medical Centre in Ohio, one of the charities benefiting from the proceeds of the fight
by Heathen2 May 12, 2021
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“Look at josh, I hate that guy
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