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josh

1. A pack or pile of weed.
2. Stoner slang for 'where to find weed'.
**made up names**

George: "Yo. Where's the josh you promised me?"
Nelson: "Heh. It's in my car, $10 for this josh because it's the holidays and I'm offering a discount."
Josh: "Are you talking about.. me!?"
by みすりす September 23, 2022
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Josh

Josh is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He may be short, but that doesn't stop him from protecting you when you need it. Josh is loyal, kind and an all around amazing person who you would be lucky to have in your life. Josh is a real ladies' man, and all the girls go crazy for him. But be careful, if you lose his trust, you have only one chance left before he decides he doesn't want you in his life.
Girl 1: OMG, did you see Josh today?

Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.

Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
by SillyStoffoCat November 10, 2019
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The first thing to take into account with Josh is that he is extremely passionate, more so than most woman like apparently. Secondly is the innate ability to see your inner most secretive thoughts just by gazing in your eyes. Third if you come off ass a pompous ass believe josh will look the other way without giving you a second gaze. Joshs do not tolerate dishonest individuals as they have a tendency to be self absorbed and shallow. Most importantly don't ever engage in sexual activity with a josh, it will set a standard beyond fathoming. Joshs aren't concerned with their self satisfaction, they are concerned with their partners Satisfaction making it highly difficult to even propose something so awe inspiring.
Josh.... The one man that will put you on a pedestal, and make you orgasm until you cry!
by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021
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Josh, also going by the name Josh Vinson Jr. or "Little Josh" is the overall winner of the Josh fight, a penultimate fight between all Joshuas to decide who could claim the title of Josh.
He is a four year old who had being treated for seizures at the Children's Hospital Medical Centre in Ohio, one of the charities benefiting from the proceeds of the fight
Did you see Josh knock that guy out? What a beast!
by Heathen2 May 12, 2021
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Josh Roll

The act of being tricked into watching/listening to Whistle by Joel Merry with an image of Josh Hutcherson attached.
"The Josh Roll trend is out of hand."

"Josh Roll is the Rick Roll of 2023."
by CasCrafts January 12, 2024
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- Sweaty hands

- looks malnourished

- 0.5 mm defeater
2/10, would not recommend
Is that a Josh, I'd better avoid him
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Josh has a very small penis and also very small himself. He isn’t so good round the ladies. He is not funny. Josh just is someone u don’t like
by Idontknowanymoreimngl November 1, 2019
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