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Ear Rape

Ear rape is defined as distorted or very loud sound clips or songs that pop out on youtube or flash videos, generally screamers, youtube poops, or montage parodies, even it is generally being included as jumpscare on screamers, it can be also intended to be annoying or ear damaging against his or her will; without his or her consent.
There's a jumpscare that will ear rape you at the end of the video.
by CheddarParmesan September 11, 2021
mugGet the Ear Rapemug.

mouse ear

a term used in prison used to describe a Kotex used for " that time of the month "
female inmate: I need a mouse ear cause its that time
by Blackhart_inc January 5, 2017
mugGet the mouse earmug.
Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.
Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.
by F.Puff February 14, 2024
mugGet the And with your ears, you do nothingmug.

Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole
Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"
by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017
mugGet the Ear hole penetrationmug.

Ear Plunger

When a male sticks his penis into a females/males ear and proceeds to cum while humping/plunging the ear.
My boy be looking fine next to me so I gave him that ear plunger
by BigBoiBee May 3, 2017
mugGet the Ear Plungermug.

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012
mugGet the old ear distributes flowermug.

ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I hate ear wads JK I don't know what ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
by Orrinpants November 16, 2021
mugGet the ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamug.

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