A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.

Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024

Come raw

Female shows up to an event with out panties on. Usually meeting a guy to have sex with.

I invited her over and told her to come raw

by Sweetest bitch December 26, 2017

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Here Comes Everybody

The river runs into the sea
The sun must shine today
As my imagination is about to slip away
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's early in the morning
And I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
I'll never fall in love again
But you could change my mind
I miss you
I miss you

You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
I lost you in a lonely crowd
You wanted to be free
You wanted to be somone else
I'll always disagree
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's late at night then almost light
I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you

Don't touch me
Don't touch me
Don't touch me on Sunday
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm not with you
I can hear your voice calling, calling, calling
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling, falling, falling
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
Don't touch me
Don't touch me
You kissed him on Sunday

Here Comes Everybody

by Death Menace June 25, 2023

come on betsy

Phrase used to rush something along

"Come on betsy!", Steve Loeppky says waiting for outlook to load

by ItsZoon_ January 15, 2021

Come dump

Come dump is the same as cum dump but are trying too be secretly about it.

person 1: This is the come dump and go
person 2: sooooo the cum dump and go
person 1: yeah.........

by This.is.for.smite March 27, 2022

Coming to the comic book store

Sam Brandt must stay off Reddit as written here

Jesse: Bro, let’s go to the comic book store

Sam: But can I be on Reddit?

Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?

Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit

Jesse: *see above*

by StagnantMDMA September 1, 2025