Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.

"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"

by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008

Noah Grunfeld

An absolute melon.

Mohammed Husein: Look at that melon over there.
Saddam Hussein: No, that's just Noah Grunfeld.
Aadit Chandrani: Oh shoot, you're right!

by fuck school you fuckjsdlkcascd June 16, 2025

noah andrew

A big douche

Noah Andrew=douche

by Hdhsgsgs January 12, 2017

Noah

Will fuck your mum and bang her faster than ur stepson could. He's got a big dick and is big brain without him u suck

Hi Noah
Yo cunt wassup

by Your mother is nice1 October 18, 2021

noah

the dumbest boy we know. die in a whole and btw im not at the snow

i hate noah

by anonymous August 21, 2022

noah hunter wilkinson

anybody named noah hunter wilkinson is so nice, kind and handsome. he doesnt think so but kaylee moore knows so. kaylee is so happy that she meet this guy throough her best friend. he makes her smile even on the bad days. kaylee doesnt think anything special but becuse of noah she does. also noah hunter wilkinson is the best bro anyone could ask for. so if you know not just noah but noah hunter wilkinson then you better keep him becuase he is a amazing person to have around. and all i want to say is thank you for everything you have done for me. i hoping noah will never block me or leave be uase i dont know what to do with out him even thogh ive only known his for 3 day. he is just that awesome! so again thank you noah hunter wilkinson:))))

taylynn: hey you want to join the ft with me and my friend noah hunter wilkinson
kaylee: sure why not, im bored anyways

now kaylee and noah hunter wilkinson fall asleep on ft everyday

by kaylee moore January 25, 2022

noah

noah’s a boy you can never get over.
even though you’ve never met him , he will always be in your heart and you will always want to be his even though they are billions of guys on earth.

have you met your noah?
i have!!! ( but weird situation )

by ch4hira April 9, 2023