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Sex Detector Gun

n. (Seh-ehcks deet-ehcktohr guhnn) 1. Used by the Jesus Patrol to find traces of sex, in spots wear Jesus most recently had or used sex.
"I've got Sex Levels at an all time high"
by Nizzoid November 15, 2003
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guns n' roses

An OK (JUST OK PEOPLE) band with a HORRIBLE UNTALENTED BOTOX-FACED SINGER. It's extremely overrated, the musicians are OK, but Axl Rose has this stupid huge EGO and he's arrogant as shit. He ruined his face too. The "best" song they did was "Sweet Child o' Mine", it was a great song till the guy started singing. He ruined it.
Fuck AXL. You should rot in hell. You bitch. Die. I sing better than you.
by Spoonix January 12, 2005
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Number one gun!

Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got some 'hawt' girl or has a 'sick' subaru his mum bought for him with their kebab shop profit
Heard Steve got with his 3rd cousin the other week, number one gun! keeping it in the family!
by Huntehhhhh1 April 24, 2008
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the man with the golden gun

A man who has had sex with so many women during his lifetime and/or has become a very well-reknowned male pornstar, that many people who know him consider a legend.

And yes of course, the term "golden gun" refers to that man's penis.
Ron Jeremy is an excellent example of someone whom you'd like to call "the man with the golden gun."
by Mark H July 17, 2004
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UTG (Under the Gun)

UTG (Under the Gun) is an airsofting company owned by Leapers, inc. UTG made their first airsoft AEG in 2001. This gun is viewed as the first true, cheap AEG. Shooting about 280 feet per second, it is highly effective in CQB. This was the UTG MP5, which came with the A4 and A5 stocks, two magazines, a dual-rail mount, and a sling.
UTG now has made a number of AEGS, such as a variant of the AK-47. They're also making springers, such as the M87 Shotgun and UTG M234 Sniper Rifle.
The UTG (Under the Gun)MP5 hurts like a bee-otch. Where'd you get it?
by OwNaGeR November 20, 2006
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guns n' roses

A sub-par band that was made signifigantly more awful by their values of racism and sexism.

Attempted to beat up real musicians who addressed real issues such as Kurt Cobain. Has been seen telling Kurt to "shut his bitch up" and played music/made statements involving horrid racism.

Started a battle in high schools between Nirvana and Guns N Roses.

Not really a good band anyway.
I was listening to Guns N Roses until I realized I had some human decency.
by MrFishie April 2, 2005
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Loaded Piss Gun

1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.

2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.
Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.

Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.

Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)

Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.
by poopmonsta88ateitwhilehot March 24, 2009
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