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I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.
Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."
by LJorSomething November 16, 2024
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spear princess

A highly flamboyant term used to describe an individual that likes being penetrated by rock hard rods including a spear used to kill moby dick. This person can also be identified if their name happens to be Nick Lehto aka the original spear princess.
Bartender: “Hey man what can I get you?”

Spear princess: “Yeah any shot I could try that spear princess?”

Bartender: “Sus!”
by Aladeen21 May 21, 2023
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sparkle pony princess

sparkle pony princess is a synonym for the definition of christine in urban dictionary.
by dobbin louis February 5, 2010
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Hot Princess

"Ugh, I didn't want to eat pizza, I wanted Macaroni.. with the chicken strips"

.."Well you're being a Hot Princess now, aren't you?"..
by MacaroniChickenStrips April 3, 2021
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princess

princess be itchin & burnin she be itchin & burnin. princess be burnin and itchin burnin and itchin. princess be stinky and fishy, stinky and fishy. princess be fishy and stinky fishy and stinky. princess got stds, it make her coochie itch
deniah: do you know princess?
zion: yes wifey I heard she has stds
layanna: omg same
by std_queen October 26, 2019
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my beautiful pretty princess

my beautiful pretty princess is the most awesome amazing beautiful perfect girl in the world i love her so much and i have no clue what i would do or where i would be without her i genuinely might not be alive if she didnt come into my life so i will forever be thankful for her even if we never talk again i love you so much p <3
by ImadeItFinally January 14, 2024
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pit princess

Despite looking delicate or feminine or "not punk", a Pit Princess is a girl who dominates a punk push pit or a metal mosh. It's not that she's not in the scene, she just doesn't feel the need to prove it by how she dresses. Instead demonstrating how metal she is by hardcore moshing...ask her for her pit injury horror stories because she definitely has plenty.

Not every girl in the pit is a Pit Princess. If she looks like she belongs, she's not a Pit Princess she's just fucking punk. Pit Princess specifically do not conform to the metal aesthetic and are often judged for being posers or excluded for how they dress - until they get in the pit to prove their love for the music and the pit.
damn look at that girl shoving others in the mosh. I thought she was a poser dressed like that but she's a total pit princess.
by beingsadispunk September 19, 2022
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