Zach

A fucking cheater. He charms you with his lovely presence, shows he’s a total helpless romantic then breaks your heart.

Oh yeah Zach, total heart throb cheater.

by User69420666 September 13, 2018

zach

Very annoying. Likes to put bikes up his ass and sits on social media all day.

Person 1: how is that guy walking with a bike up his bummy
Person 2: well its name is Zach

Person 1: ohhh haha yeah I see he's always online

by Stanky Stanley January 7, 2020

Zach

A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach

Zach did you cum inside me?

by Big peene March 4, 2019

Zach

If you have a Zach you are the luckiest person in the world! He is so charming, sweet, kind, and cute. He can be extremely shy at first or when he’s with certain friends. But when he’s with one extremely important friend he is himself. So energetic, happy, and a jokester. If you have a Zach tell him you love him no matter if your dating or not! If he likes someone he might take a while to tell the person so then he likes them for a long time and grows onto them.

Zach is the best person I’ve ever had rock my world.-JM

by JMlove614 June 4, 2019

Zach

A matha fuking American fuk yea!

Zach: I'm fuking American bitch

by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018

zach

So freaking stupid and nobody really likes him. Zach has 25 gf in 1 yeah dont be a zach

Oh my look at zach he wis with that gitl a week ago i wonder what this ones name is

by Howdy bro June 17, 2017

Zach

a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7

Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom

by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018