Tucan Toupe

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Tucan Toupe

by Chud Pudster October 31, 2025

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Volkswagen Touran

One of the fastest economic lightweight beautiful mpv's made ever Especially the 2007-2010 was offered with a majestic engine the 1.4 TSI Twincharged engine which could blow away your sports car.. Handles very well for the size and is super luxurious when you add the extras. Dual exhaust is hidden to look more like a sleeper that flashes its lights for you to move over the fast lane. Usually their owners are supreme cause its more expensive than the other peasantry mpv's you can get . Often mistaked as an eos or passat of their era. Whoever friend tells you that it doesnt as good to their leased (as fast as a grave) toyota or honda challenge them to a drag race or blast your 10 stock speakers to blow them away

Hey bro did that Volkswagen Touran just blast by us while we were doing 200?
-Yeah bro Its a Touran we better throw our sports car to buy one of these

by hondaslayer January 27, 2019

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Irish Tucan

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.

Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.

by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 28, 2024

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