A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009
Get the Pervert's Crampmug. by RawbSF July 8, 2016
Get the car crampingmug. When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.
Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.
I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.
I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"
by chellix December 31, 2012
Get the memory crampmug. A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.
by jailbooked January 22, 2011
Get the wallet crampmug. by sirbradnickthe5th February 3, 2022
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Get the p crampsmug. by rdhvck November 2, 2019
Get the weiner crampmug.