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cum-shit fuck-eater

One who eats the fluid seeping from an anus after it has been ejaculated in.
Scott is a cum-shit fuck-eater because after Ryan fucked his mom in the ass he drank the leftovers.
by ScotD September 14, 2007
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Sky High Shit Fuck

Haveing anal sex while falling out of an airplane while the other person has Mud butt (see mud butt)
I totaly sky high shit fucked that chick from the bar the other day when we went sky diving, it got all over my clothes!
by Brodie2571 September 10, 2010
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shit pickle fart fucking

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.
We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!
by senior bitch mittens November 2, 2013
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Poop Monster Shit Fuck

When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It
Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe
by CaptnDesDes December 14, 2010
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bullshit fucking shit fuck

An insult used by blink-182 member towards Fall Out Boy bassist, Pete Wentz.
Tom DeLonge: "When you've come to our concert you've learn manners. No!, Mark, listen! This is about your fucking friend. He doesn't have manners. He's in the sound booth wearing a tie."

Mark Hoppus: Oh, Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy!?"

Tom: "Get off your Blackberry you bullshit fucking shit fuck!"

Mark: "Put down your Blackberry Pete Wentz! This.. This is no time to Twitter.
by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010
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ho ass shit fuck

one fucking the fucking ho ass bitch ass of a fucking shitty ho cum slut bitch.

also a large flower pot
1: what the fuck is that fucking ho ass shit fuck fucking fucking ho asses of shit for. i will put her in my fuckhole. fucking bitch cum. i will bismark that skank whore.

2: that is one small ho ass shit fuck
by james richardson February 8, 2005
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metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020
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