Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019

Lost Hills Sheriff Station

An LA County Sheriff's department station in the southwest pocket of Los Angeles County that acts as the police department for Calabasas, Agoura Hills, Malibu, and Westlake Village. It employs either overly friendly mom/dad characters or dumpy cold fish types that think they're in the military.

Punk teen: "What're your badge numbers and what're your names?!"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"

by plus-size albert November 20, 2020

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