shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.

That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!

by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021

Shanghai flush

Washing ones hair in an airport toilet

“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”

“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”

by Twgab June 2, 2018

Shanghaied

To have a lot of something.

Can I listen to my music? This floor is shanghaied with scuffs.

by Jacksoncage July 26, 2021

Shanghai

when you need to take a shit and you’re too embarrassed to say “i need to shit”
Derived from the intro of Nicki Minaj’s song ‘Shanghai’ which sounds like diarrhea

“Dude, I need to shanghai.”

by ninaboobrev March 18, 2020

Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan

Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.

by A-trips October 30, 2020

Shanghai Surprise

A huge shit left somewhere unexpectedly.

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.

by Arcspork May 7, 2025

Shanghai left

Similar to a Pittsburgh left except that multiple vehicle make the attempt. Vehicles will generally keep turning left until the opposing traffic forcibly asserts the right of way in a manner similar to a game of "chicken." Named for a practice common in Shanghai, China and other crowded cities in Asia.

"Wow, look at all those cars and trucks attempting a Shanghai left! I can't believe there aren't more accidents here. The highway department should install green arrows and turning lanes."

by wthrfrk80 November 12, 2012