Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.
by Dutypizza March 21, 2020
Get the Portal of Pleasuremug. Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.
Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?
Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?
Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!
Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?
Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!
Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
by MGTOW Black January 13, 2024
Get the Portal Poopmug. by Curlycue April 13, 2023
Get the Portalsmug.