<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>
by lexographic January 03, 2021
Normally pertaining to romance, dates, and drama.
1. /STAND UP/ verb, when a person performs the action of ignoring plans to meet with another person that they previously agreed to.
2. /STOOD UP/ verb, ad-verb, the past tense of stand up, normally used to describe the person being ignored.
1. /STAND UP/ verb, when a person performs the action of ignoring plans to meet with another person that they previously agreed to.
2. /STOOD UP/ verb, ad-verb, the past tense of stand up, normally used to describe the person being ignored.
Stand up/stood up
1. A: hey, you gonna go on that date with jim?
B: nah, I'll probably just stand him up.
2. A: why do you look so down?
B: I got Stood up last night. (Got being the main verb and stood up being the adverb)
1. A: hey, you gonna go on that date with jim?
B: nah, I'll probably just stand him up.
2. A: why do you look so down?
B: I got Stood up last night. (Got being the main verb and stood up being the adverb)
by Joe-mah-moe November 15, 2023
Commonly Used in large height differences in a relationship. Normally used to lift someone (the shortest member) until the two people are able to kiss comfortably.
by XX.BB.XX March 09, 2019
What the cantankerous Homer Bedloe gets stuck with doing every time he misses the Hooterville Cannonball and is therefore forced to take a manually-pumped hand-car along the tracks that run from Hooterville to Pixley.
The ultimate "puffed-up dandy-dude getting cut down to size for once" recurring gag-scene from "Petticoat Junction" is when Mr. Bedloe --- while embarked on yet another failed mission to scrap the Hooterville Cannonball --- is forced to perform his classic "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine with the handcar-lever as he solo-races a clunky hand-car from Hooterville to Pixley after he's either missed the train or is otherwise somehow prevented from "riding in style".
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
by Southern Bella February 06, 2020
On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
by Hankscolts December 02, 2022
One way shape or form either alcohol or any sort of drug. Yeeeahhhhh!!!! Has you fucked up from floor up. I mean it’s awesome.
Did you just come from a party because YOU LOOKED FUCKED UP FROM THE FLOOR UP?? drank or smoked way to much.
Party on
Party on
by KelSuzyQ March 26, 2022