Matty Platty

A semi-aquatic cold blooded mammal found in cold bodies of water for extended periods of time. Often referred to as “King of the Commons”.

Hey look it’s Matty Platty, king of the commons!

by anonymous10111213 July 08, 2022

Matty Tayler

He is the best person ever ! so sweet

Matty Tayler is king

by Daddy888 March 12, 2021

Matty Grimes

Has the biggest dick on the planet.

Matty Grimes has the biggest dick on the planet.

by Minu123 April 18, 2022

Matti Bravo

Matti Bravo is very kind, sweet, and has a great sense of style. She has the BEST comebacks and don't ever get on her bad side. She's super talented at sports and in academics but she can be insecure.

Person 1: Matti the baddieeee.
Person 2: YEA AND MATTI BRAVO SO TALENTED

by BADDIE February 24, 2021

Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 10, 2009

matty healy

matty healy is a one of a kind specimen only found in the band the 1975. if you find him he will probably nick ur fags

"Omg I met matty healy and nicked my fags"

by loomisme September 28, 2023

Matti is a scammer

Matti didnt give me happy meal eventho i pinged him for hours ago

Matti is a scammer being defined as: A helper to be matti is a scammer

by Kaspi September 24, 2021