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Hot Jupiter

A " Hot Jupiter" is a ghost chili power douche during menstruation, that enables the woman to have much more excessive noctious gas, allowing

women to regulate their bowl movement and ultimately reducing bloating, and moodiness ... Additionally, allowing women to feel cleansed, more sexual, and more excitable during the primary days of a period when normally women lose their patients more frequently , and find less and less interest in anything males have to contribute to existence and the quality of a females life.
If this @$$ hat does not remove himself from my life, he's going to have to give me a Hot Jupiter. Otherwise, I am going to kick his ass into the next damn solar system.
by anonymous December 25, 2020
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Jupiter

A mama with a husband named kyle <(=´∇`=)> , She is very cautious when masturbating. And she loves her kids very much, and she loves huggy wuggy rule 34. So lookout for a milf named Jupiter! 🥳
"Hey did you see Mama Jupiter's fat ass this morning??"

"Ofc bro! Shes the hottest mama in the world! I wonder how that stupid kyle bagged a wholesome milf! "
by Jupitertheworldsmama December 1, 2021
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Jupiter

Where all of our wigs fly to when watching Raini Rodriguez
me: omg my wig flew to Jupiter!!11!!
friend: same
by getyourfingeroutofmyface March 24, 2022
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Jupiter Casinelli

a very awesome person (a non gendered name) who is cery caring and compassionate. AMAZING at making kandi, and such a hard worker. mental health can be a struggle for this person but they are never a burden. it has the lovliest smile and the best hair that anyone has seen. dont get me started on their sense of style- this person can be gushed about for ages but we dont have the time so in conclusion, truly the most amazing person, friend and family member to have.
“damn, jupiter casinelli is so fucking cool, i wish i could be more like them!”
by EnokeTheGoblin November 13, 2021
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Fredrick Jupiter

Whaeeey! It's Fredrick Jupiter singing I want to break chairs!
by yourfatherfigure3212 January 5, 2024
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Jowhraha Haddad Jones Is Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>
Jowhraha Haddad Jones Is Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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Fuck Jupiter Day

the day that we all come together on July 21 and say “fuck Jupiter!” about my ex boyfriend because it is his birthday that day
Oh hey, it’s July 21, happy Fuck Jupiter Day!”
by sleeptoken May 17, 2025
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