James

A person who emerges once a month from his hole in the ground to take a shower, promote Pink Floyd, and speak to people regardless of whether that person wants to speak to them.

"Hi guys, I'm back"

"Fuck off James, no one wants to talk to you"

by Anonymousfurry69420 May 16, 2022

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James is a beautiful, cute, strong, funny, sweet and spicy man.

James is a really loving person and takes care of you. He listens to you, makes you feel loved, cares for you, cheers you up when your sad, knows how to make you smile, makes you laugh, compliments you loads, and loves showing affection.

James is extremely funny! James knows how to make you laugh and always has the funniest jokes. He loves seeing you laugh and smile at his joke.

James is a honest person. Don't ask him questions if you don't wanna hear the truth.

James hates seeing you sad. If he sees your sad he will do anything to try and make you smile, laugh, and feel happy again. He will also give you loads of love and comfort you!

If you have a James in your life, you're really lucky to have such a beautiful and lovely man. :)

Person: Wow who is that?

Me: That's James, a beautiful loving man

by Pissbabie February 05, 2023

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James is a wonderful protective father who takes good care of his children and tries his best to keep taking good car of his children he has been a father for 29 years and is still rocking fatherhood

James walked to the store.

by ik your mom May 01, 2022

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