jakob - ha jokes

A comment talking about the meaning of being a marine bioligist. It is very deep, and few people have managed to define it

Me: Jakob - ha jokes

a Guy: Dude! you're too deep

by every god damn Sheep November 30, 2017

Jakob

cool dude who makes shit friday night funkin mods

heyo Jakob

by Bruh moement February 20, 2021

Jakobe King

Jakobe King

A really black nigga who lives in Southlake (A place where a bunch of sacks live) and makes money by sucking other niggas dick. Jakobe King swears he has all the girls but he dont. Jakobe is also gay and have a vid of Ricardo jacking off.

by LmaaooooDudee April 21, 2018

Jakob

probably will text u I love you

“jakob sucks”
“yeah dude he does.”

by bunnie666 November 28, 2020

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by jaggae September 7, 2008

Jakob

The ultimate fuckboy. Jakob is very faund of himself and is obsessed with sex. Jakob will tell everyone about how that person at the buss told him how good he looked.

"that Jakob... UGH! "
"Jakob broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex with him!"
"Jakob should be on a realityshow about himself."

by Unicornsandcakes December 12, 2016

jakob dötsch

a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.

imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude

by jakob dötsch auf crack June 5, 2017