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good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.
“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door
by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018
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Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.
"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."
by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018
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Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.
by BambooSteen May 23, 2018
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Good Morning

The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.
Paparazzi man: Hey Good Morning Kanye.
Kanye Best: Shut the fuck up
by Rey the Gay October 15, 2019
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Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.
“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.
by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018
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Good Morning

A phase you use when seeing Jim Moortgat no matter what time of the day it is.
Good morning coach Jim Moortgat
by ConCole July 14, 2022
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GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

Jay sought through the air in his GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING
by fgspdlöäk April 2, 2020
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