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Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?
by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018
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good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.
“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door
by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018
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Good Morning

What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am
*Walks out of room and sees daughter with boyfriend from last night still* WELL GOOD MORNING!!
by Really Orange Juice May 1, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."
by Defining shift May 26, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.
Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!
by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.
Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.
by razzatouille May 23, 2018
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Good Morning God Bless

Term coined by h3h3productions, defined by taking your morning shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
Hila: What’s taking you so long, Ethan?
Ethan: Good Morning God Bless, Hila, it’ll be at least 20 more minutes.
by Hugh Mungus FUPA May 23, 2018
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