Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
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