The Crock 

This happens when a person is really bored and decides to 3D print a new type of shooes by fusioning a pair of crocks and the incredible The Rock.

-Dear, wear the special shooes this night. We are going to my friends' wedding
-You mean The Crocks?

The Crock by B1anked January 14, 2022

Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.

"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"

Nepalese Crock-pot by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025

stir the crock 

A slang term for female masturbation.

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."

stir the crock by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008

upside down crock-pot 

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

upside down crock-pot by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Rump in Crock 

Rump in Crock: This is a group activity where every participant deficates in a warm ceramic pot. Once that step is complete, each person takes turns dipping their bottom end into the pot. Step three is to....Sniff your partners rump and take a guess at who’s poop occupies the majority of your partners rump.... the person who guesses correctly gets to eat the rest of the crock

“Hey guys, Matt wants to play Rump in Crock because he missed out last time. He brought his own Crock and he’s ready to get rumped!

Rump in Crock by Rump lover May 5, 2018

pot of crock 

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!

Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!

pot of crock by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018

The Bon Crock 

A fruity booty.

Bro you are literally “The Bon Crock”

The Bon Crock by Bon Soc February 7, 2022