A fucking cheater. He charms you with his lovely presence, shows he’s a total helpless romantic then breaks your heart.
by User69420666 September 13, 2018
Get the Zachmug. An alien. He is a cunt, he tries to lure you in with his fingers. He is also possibly satan. ANd other hidden details
by Pussy eater 202 May 27, 2018
Get the Zachmug. A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, it’s not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. It’s recommended to stay away.
by My thumb is bleeding right now March 7, 2019
Get the Zachmug. 
If you have a Zach you are the luckiest person in the world! He is so charming, sweet, kind, and cute. He can be extremely shy at first or when he’s with certain friends. But when he’s with one extremely important friend he is himself. So energetic, happy, and a jokester. If you have a Zach tell him you love him no matter if your dating or not! If he likes someone he might take a while to tell the person so then he likes them for a long time and grows onto them.
by JMlove614 June 4, 2019
Get the Zachmug. by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018
Get the Zachmug. by Howdy bro June 17, 2017
Get the zachmug.