Zach

a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7

Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom

by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018

Zach

A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach

Zach did you cum inside me?

by Big peene March 4, 2019

Zach

A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, it’s not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. It’s recommended to stay away.

“Hey can you come over, zach is following me with a smirk and muttering to himself.”

by My thumb is bleeding right now March 7, 2019

zach

super duper gay

zach is gay

by nathanbain March 14, 2019

Zach

Is gay, cause he likes a trap

"you still watching zoeisyourhomie Zach?"

by Wiener Balls December 19, 2018

Zach

An intelligent, independent, very funny person, often found reading or playing Video games. Talks most around friends and can flirt well, being the person he is he is not very athletic but still seems to stay in shape lol. He doesn’t know much about girls and hasn’t had many, but when he does have one he is loyal and sticks with her forever :)

Him- Have you met that kid Zach?

Her- Ya he’s awesome!!!

by TUTLESSsSs June 13, 2018

Zach

A fucking cheater. He charms you with his lovely presence, shows he’s a total helpless romantic then breaks your heart.

Oh yeah Zach, total heart throb cheater.

by User69420666 September 13, 2018