Dromosexual

Dromosexual (adj./noun) – A person who is irresistibly drawn to drama, thrives on attention, and constantly seeks to be the center of every situation. They exaggerate stories, present themselves as the ultimate authority on all topics, and refuse to be wrong. They project an image of being the toughest, most dominant person in the room, constantly boasting about their strength, skills, or past experiences. However, beneath the facade, they are a complete coward, a habitual liar, and a failure who fabricates achievements to cover their deep-seated insecurities. Their social interactions are fueled by an insatiable need for validation, control, and recognition, despite lacking the substance to back it up.

That guy at the bar is being a real Dromosexual right now.

by SabinFF6 February 7, 2025

tresosexual

Tresosexual means you identify as an object.

Lilly: i am tresosexual!
Joshy: oh okay! what’s your pronouns then?
Lilly: square/triangle

by bluecheese32 March 11, 2026

Tommosexual

(also Gnomeosexual): An outwardly homophobic and completely in-denial right winger who gets an involuntary stiffy when seeing Tommy Robinson speak. Other signs include being exclusively in the company of other men, disdain of women, boasting about their lust for 'red meat' and asking male strangers about their sexual orientation on their first meeting.

I think his respect for far right politicians goes a bit further than mere 'admiration'. I'm pretty sure he's a raving Tommosexual!

by Uncle Sidney January 3, 2026

closet bromosexual

Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:

1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27

Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.

Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!

Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.

Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!

Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!

by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011