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MAMTEB GENTLEMEN

A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.
Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"

Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."

Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."
by Steven Gardner October 24, 2007
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A Gentlemen's Race

A race wear two (or more) men start ejaculating at the same time and whoever finishes first, wins the race.
"Hey man I heard they had a Gentlemen's race in the men's bathroom right now."
by JJohn7 August 9, 2017
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a gentlemens week

A week grace period before dumping her after she has either a) taken you on holiday or b) bought you a nice gift. After this you have no obligation to her.
Boy: I think we should see other people
Girl: Really? After I have just taken you to France last week.
Boy: To be fair, you did have a gentlemens week afterwards because you took me to france. I don't owe you anything
by beenbaba April 28, 2014
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