Afghanie Shocker

When you tee bag a girl reverse style with your ass cheeks on her eye sockets, and your asshole on her nose. If your lucky you'll get her nose in your ass. This way she gets to smell and taste the best a mans body has to offer.

Dude that girl needs to experience an Afghanie Shocker!

by steve-o 1ives January 15, 2009

what a shocker

phrase denoting utmost surprise at a certain event or happening. can also be used as sarcasm.

"dammit my car just got stolen"
"what a shocker"

by Stuart Sutton November 22, 2007

shit shocker

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!

by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008

Sean Shocker

Similar to the sexual position The Jackhammer, only rotate the girl 90 degrees so that your grabbing both her feet in front and behind you, as if you were riding a carousel. The rest is pretty self explanatory.

Last nite me and my boyfriend tried the Sean Shocker, now i can't walk straight...

by Seanyyyy October 29, 2007

Donny Shocker

To place the hand in a two pronged attack.
With two fingers each side (similar to the star trek hand manuvour)
Then insert the fingers into the vagina and anal hole at the same time!
If lubrication is not used it is known as the: dry donny shocker!
this can be a sneak approch or during sex?? ur preferance

granville shocked the barnsley girl in the bus stop!
welcoming her with a donny shocker

by LeeD88 November 15, 2006

shocker pistols

Hand mime of a handgun where the barrel of the gun includes the index, middle, and pinky fingers.

In playing cowboys and Indians, Tim pointed his shocker pistols at me.

by PLPeter December 26, 2013

Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.

My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”

by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020