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Kenny Garrett

An incredibly skilled jazz saxophonist, Kenny Garrett has performed with many famous jazz musicians including Miles Davis and Art Blakey. Not to be confused with soprano saxophonist Kenny G (Gorelick), who predominately plays non-jazz related repertoire such as shopping mall and elevator music, Kenny Garrett is a highly skilled improviser and jazz composer.
Kenny Garrett gave a great performance at the Toronto Downtown Jazz Festival.
by jim17g May 6, 2006
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Garrett

A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.
Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.
by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020
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Frank Garrett

Internet famous owner of Duncan Construction in Stillwell , Oklahoma.
One of the most used soundboards amongst prank callers.
Duncan Construction, It`sa Frank Garrett.
Hey has sher momma still got worms crawlin`out her pussy, yew cowardly pimplefaced cawgsucker?
by Geist86 December 18, 2010
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Garrett Harlow

Also known as a GRT. Some are spotted, some are stripped. 4 different types of GRT mating calls. I, Myself. If you look up the word dumbass, you will find a picture of Obama. Da End.
Garrett Harlow is a handsome man. the girls dig him.

Garrett Harlow is a sexy beast.

G is for Garrett Harlow.

Holy Shit, its Garrett Harlow
by BobChrist October 16, 2012
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Garrett

Hes a big dick sometimes but he has a small dick hes not hot or nice hes the worst person ever
Garretts such a dick no one likes him
by Kjiblets February 27, 2017
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Nudes of Garrett

Only the most hard core non-existent indie band this side of the Platte river!

Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
-Chuck- Hey have your heard this catchy song "Your man is chiseled and so is your sheep"?

-Wally- Dude, that is Nudes of Garrett everyone has heard of them! "Live at the Enclave" is their most respected album!
by TheLord007 April 6, 2022
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Garrett Goodson

A Fuck boy, thinks he’s the best fishing guide out there, but he’s always riding Sharkie’s coat tail. He’s also a squid and a want to be hand. Garret Goodson’s are also known to drive Bum Ass 7.3’s. A GG also can’t see his pecker over his belly.
Wow. Look at that Garrett Goodson. He’s such a fuck boy.
by GG a Ho February 17, 2020
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