Scatter Tats

The trendy style of stamping the body with random tattoos with no identifiable theme or pattern. Common amongst hipsters and your basic,yet edgy, white girls. See any girl that has recently moved to Portland. Term coined by Kelly Quinlan, circa 2017.

I don't mind the look now, but after you are married and have 2.5 kids with her, those scatter tats are gonna look awful.

by Juicy Jerome January 18, 2019

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p-tat

A lame, old-fashioned, nautical themed tattoo.

Did you see the skull and crossbones stamp tramp on that bitch? It was a straight up p-tat!!!

by [Your Ad Here] December 6, 2011

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Bed Tat

When you wake up from a sleep or a powernap and the creases in your pillow or bed gives you temporary marks, or 'bed tats'

Taz - Hey buddy, did you just have a powernap?
Foz - Yeah, how did you know?
Taz - Your bed tats..

by Schlinx January 11, 2009

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Tat Smacking

An act in which a male, usually one with a higher percentage of body fat and ample sized breasts, sneaks up upon an unsuspecting bystander and juts his Tat's in to the victims face while he growls in a primal manner with arms raised. This is not however exclusive to males. Females with ample breasts can also do it.

Ryan could not stop the relentless tat smacking he suffered on behalf of jimmy

by Robert Krebs May 26, 2005

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tat-titty

See tittytat.

A tatoo on a breast, usually a woman's breast.

My wife's tat-titty will look really nice when she's seventy years old and draging a colostomy bag behind her.

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That chick should have gotten that tat-titty before she had her breast implants.

by Pancreas100 April 25, 2005

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