jack sharpling

Loves butt plugs

"My girlfriend is just like jack sharpling"
"What u mean bro?"
"She loves butt plugs"

by Hippo6997 November 23, 2021

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

Public Sampling

Sneaky head in a public space, especially a higher trafficked public space, that whets the appetite for future acts.

We were exploring the gallery and then snuck into a storage room for a little public sampling - just a taste.

by GwebDeez November 8, 2025