Shawnee

Not my tribe but my Nation, escaping about 4 or 500 years of mass migration slowly north escaping 300 years of war, genocide, famine, persecution, forced servitude and slavery, looking for landstead grans.

I ain't got no home in this world any more (woody gutherie) Dustbowl ballads

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Shawnee.

by Modern Women January 2, 2026

The Shawnee Cleaver

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.

“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”

“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”

“Aw man…”

by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025

The Shawnee Cleaver

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.

“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”

“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”

“Aw man…”

by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025

The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025

“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”

by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025

James and Sharee

James and Sharee: The best couples names . A fire that burns so deep and strong in their soul for each other that no one could possible ever put out. Strong and powerful together ... Untouchable and unstoppable. Amazing Caring loving parents and couple. After all these years she/he is still the one. A bond so great and fierce that nothing could ever keep them apart. True soul mates. Not even death will keep these two apart. No matter what... no matter where... At the end of every night and beginning of everyday it will always be them .

I wish we where like James and Sharee . If only we could be James and Sharee . James and Sharee been together forever! It's okay can't everyone be like James and Sharee. They really love each other that James and Sharee....Always keeping it Real! Bye haters love, James and Sharee.xoxo

by Jim,jam,mygirlalwaysbethe1 October 21, 2022